welcome to the island of misfit toys

quinton. 18. nc. "you believe lies so eventually you learn to trust no one, but yourself."

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

coolstoryno:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

Someone explain this frealz

i understand

(via carpediem-regretnothing)

marypopandlockins:

I love how sometimes John Green’s like

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and at other times, he’s like

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(via totallyt1tz)

row2ski:

leskelsen:

spoonsdammit:

Twin brothers!

I would definitely  help them out with that.

Row2ski.tumblr.com 

(Source: jackbuddy)

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

(Source: askboxmemes, via boyswillbewithboys)

thenerdwithacamera:

chicken-dinosaurs:

mausspace:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

god damn it

why must we play god

That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick

I honestly kind of want to make this a lot.

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via hey-x-kid-bombs-away)

When your test is not multiple choice:

laugh-addict:

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(Source: mrpersian)

Macklemore

lenche-lubenche:

Raps about how drugs will kill you

Raps about how it’s okay to not have expensive clothes and shop at thrift shops

Raps about how it’s awful what homosexuals have to go thru,and how we should legalize gay marriage

Raps about how everything is expensive and how kids shouldn’t be so obsessed about what they wear.

MACKLEMORE EVERYBODY

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(via hey-x-kid-bombs-away)